he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
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My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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