Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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