do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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