i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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