Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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