Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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