fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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