im drinking this country out of the recession.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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