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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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