This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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