Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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