we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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