on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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