Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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