therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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