i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Hippo gnu deer
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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