I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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