Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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