I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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