He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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