well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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