eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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