That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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