Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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