Who did Billy Mays play for?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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