if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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