Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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