I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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