i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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