Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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