i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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