And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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