my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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