Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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