All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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