one might say we're banned from that church
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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