I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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