She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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