yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I don't deserve a penis
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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