mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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