You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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