who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
pray to the hookup gods
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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