we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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