Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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