Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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