North Korea, Best Korea!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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