She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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