Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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