how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Come see our sink grown plant.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
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The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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