In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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